cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

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literallysame:

I wonder if ariana grande brings her annoying brother to red carpets and stuff like do they even hang out

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

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taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
So I’m about to hit my 100th follower am I famous yet or??

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I want you to fuck me so hard I can't walk the next day.

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crayray2188:

theater-kid-probs:

Damn…uhh idk what to say #_#

How about yes?

lumos5001:

willstr1:

thewayhereyeslightuptheroom:

teenawh:

jem-sie:

letsfack:

legitimism:

Where is this?

How tf do you walk down that?

how the fuck

That’s terrifying

Looks like an adventure

are singing crabs down there?

idk but i really rather not find out
  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat