weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

(via bratzboi)

officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

(Source: officialunitedstates, via ooh-nick)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via youreascrub)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via youreascrub)

Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you - 10 word story (via selectables)

(Source: selectables, via ooh-nick)


how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via youreascrub)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via youreascrub)